ago 29
Getting grounded from the family computer.
"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
di Jason 08 settembre 2004
ago 28
A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.
The student's mother was ignorant of her son's booty calls.
di AEAizzle 27 dicembre 2005
ago 27
When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
di Laurie 16 gennaio 2004
ago 26
STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."
"Stupid your argument is. TFSU you should." - Yoda
di JoshVan 22 agosto 2007
ago 25
The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
di Brown Sugar 18 marzo 2003
ago 24
The opposite of emasculate. To grow one's balls back after they have been shrunken by an especially effeminate activity.
God, the girlfriend dragged me to go see License to Wed... it was terrible. I had to remasculate afterwards by watching Die Hard: The Bloody Retribution.
di The C-Man 01 agosto 2007
ago 23
Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.
That's an impressive dinner badge you've got there. What did you eat, pizza?
di Upper Class Twit 17 agosto 2007

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