feb 21
A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn't a picture at all.
"Say 'cheese'!"

(person poses)
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)

"You're taking a fauxtograph aren't you? You asshole."
di GrannyPanties 12 dicembre 2007
feb 20
Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine:

"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
di AbnormalBoy 01 novembre 2004
feb 19
An adjective describing something or someone that is bragging too much.
I don't mean to be bragadocious, but I am the fucking man.
di Sweet 18 aprile 2004
feb 18
In a game of basketball when a defender attempts to stop a dunk and fails. This often occurs to an unaware defender or to a defender that finds out at the last moment and can do nothing to stop what is about to occur. Embarrassment is what the defender is left with afterwards.
Alonzo Mourning got Boomed On by Vince Carter.
di Isaac Ferguson 10 febbraio 2008
feb 15
taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.
(office setting/coworkers)
G: Fuck! It's only 10am?
Juan: Yep. Today is dragging balls.

di Madison Ryder 12 febbraio 2008
feb 14
The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.
My daughter rocks, she got Valentimes from all the boys at school on Valentime's Day.
di WhyCome? 15 febbraio 2007
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