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7.933.673 definizioni dal 1999
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In an email, IM, IRC, SMS, or MUD exchange, temporarily unable to write, as through astonishment.

Compare to speechless in spoken language.
A: Remember that sick panda at the zoo?
B: Yeah.
A: She died.
B: ...I'm textless.
di Lingrad 14 luglio 2005
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own
To wear clothing, accessories, or physical features (i.e. pale skin) with confidence.
"I was a little nervous about wearing such unconservative trousers, but I decided I just gotta own that shit."
di DeltaMouse 31 dicembre 2005
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The natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker's physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker's desk chair. Commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management. In extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.
She was really slender and athletic, before she started doing data entry 60 hours a week. But after all those late nights and candy bars, she's got a real case of Chair Ass.
di teh Steve 13 dicembre 2005
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To become extremely angry and vow consequences upon those who have caused you nuisance.
That muthafucker tried to step to my girl, so I'm gonna get buck on his ass.
di LuchaDor04 28 ottobre 2003
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You've been had; you've been tricked.
Hey man, what about our deal?
Heh! You got got!
di Humpty 09 novembre 2003
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When a gossip columnist doesn't have enough evidence to support a claim about a celebrity, where naming said celebrity would result in a lawsuit, giving no names but mild clues to the celebrity's identity in the latest gossip.
Today's Blind Item: "Which blonde is no longer giving sweet kisses to her boy-band husband?"
di Kevyn 03 gennaio 2006
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A way of determining who has to do a task, such as close a door or turn off a light after everyone is seated. To call 'nose goes', you simply place your index finger on your nose, and say "nose goes". The last person to call 'nose goes' has to do the task.
Amber: "Someone turn off the light, it's putting a glare on the tv."
Everyone but Julia: "Nose goes"
Julia: "Aww, you guys suck"
di Hannah M. 03 gennaio 2006