mar 19
Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".
When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
di GlazeHer 11 aprile 2014
mar 18
When your bro says or does something dumb but you're willing to forget it... brogetit.
Bro: "Hey man, sorry for puking in your Mom's hamper last night, thought I was in the bathroom."
Broseph: "No worries man, it happens. Brogetit."
Bro: "Cool."
di GlazeHer 31 dicembre 2013
mar 17
When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.
John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.
di GlazeHer 01 gennaio 2014
mar 16
When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
di GlazeHer 28 ottobre 2013
mar 15
Malware obtained by incorrectly typing a web URL in the browser or accidentally clicking on the wrong link in search results
I totally mistyped the YouTube address in my browser yesterday . Now I have to take my laptop to the Geek Squad to get the typo virus removed.
di jspost 05 dicembre 2015
mar 14
an instance of controversial or forbidden thot-like behavior, i.e. acting as outlandishly promiscuous or slutty as humanly possible
That hoe over there was engaged in so many sexual acts with various men that when her friend found out, she told her that she was guilty of thotcrime
di foxnews4kids 03 luglio 2014
mar 13
A passive-aggressive method to 'break up' with a friend without being hurtful. Similar to ghosting, this method is NOT an abrupt process and can apply to just about anyone. Care should be taken when choosing this strategy:

• Take longer and longer intervals to return phone calls, text messages, etc.. and avoid making commitments. For ex: take a week to return a voicemail or a few days for a text. As the weeks go by, the lag between all communications gradually increases.

• Never answer the phone if you see that person's number on your caller ID. Wait at least a week to return the message (unless it's an emergency), preferably via text.

• Avoid face-to-face meetings (like coffee or lunch) and make excuses to skip activities you both enjoyed previously (like going to the movies).

The goal is to gently un-friend that person at a kind and gingerly pace. It can be a very effective method for those averse to conflict or part of tightly knit groups. Over time, your feelings may change, and you may want to rekindle the friendship. With this method, you haven't burned all your bridges.
After years of being told by her best friend that she needed to lose weight, Lizzie decided to do the friendly fade. She started by avoiding her phone calls, not replying right away to her texts, and making her invisible on her Facebook timeline.
di nejking 08 marzo 2016

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