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The word used to describe retards and cretins who post on the full speed alone guestbook, and then have such little to live for that they make up new words on Urban Dictionary.
1. Dave. See ankers
2. Luke
3. Simon, or is it Andrew?
4. Andrew, or is it Simon?

The above are all vulmineptitudinous
di Andrew or Simon 09 aprile 2005

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A common-place name for a shrew found locally in the Tibetan Plateau, Asia, by the Moroccan Sheep herders, or sheperds if you will. Also one of the most common terms for a shrew in many North African countries.
"Abdul have you seen any VulvaTrons in our sheep field?"
"No Mohammed, I haven't, not since the great VulvaTron cull of 1998"
di Andrew or Simon 09 aprile 2005

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A theme park containing such exciting rides as 'The Chair', 'The Adjustor', and new this year, 'Wave At A Waxwork'
The family of two parents and thirty-five children all went to Thora park for the day. It was most exctiing for them all.
di Andrew or Simon 07 aprile 2005

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A soft cheese and faecal matter salad dish that is quite often served with breads (preferably Italian) or fish. Popular with elderly couples.
1. A retirement home have a field trip to a Subways. They say "Can we all have a 6" plightfiddler on Italian please, twenty times, four with mayo please? And can you hold the onions in two. Thankyou."
2. Dave Wanckers
di Andrew or Simon 07 aprile 2005

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A planet created for geeks to have late night internet chats and plightfiddlers over. It is complete fiction and of no concern to normal people.
An outer-rim planet inhabited by long-entrenched republican ..... only geeks give a shit about this crap
di Andrew or Simon 09 aprile 2005

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