Person A: Dude, who are those federal agent looking guys wearing sunglasses
down in the lobby? I just saw them put Ken in the back of one of their vehicles.
Person B: You won’t
believe it – Ken had a bad case of al-qaedarrhea in the first floor bathroom. Some poor soul using the stall next to him freaked when
he heard and smelt it, and called
the Dept. of Homeland