Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.
"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."
"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."
A face caused by an event in which one or more people try to be funny or amusing, and one or more people on the receiving side give a combination the death stare and vagrancy that simply says "Fuck You, Please Die Now."
I was at one of those school presentations and when the principal made a joke, everyone was Not Amused.
When one is participating or is forced into anal sex with a ghost or demon. This is seen in Paranormal Entity and 8213: Gacy House.
"Don't watch 8213: Gacy House man!"
"Spectral Rectal, 'nuff said."
"With a chick?!"
"A fugly-ass guy!"
When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.
"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"
A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.
"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."
When a homeless man/woman aquires a television set, but, realizing he/she cannot use it, sells it for crack or other drugs.
"I realized that after my electronics store was robbed the homeless people in the alley across the street were high more often, probably from selling a cracked TV.
When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.
"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."