5 definitions by Brjtlc

Top Definition
A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.
I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
#fart #warning #morning fart #gas #flatulence #morning glory #hallelujah
di Brjtlc 27 aprile 2010
1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.

2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
#fart #warm #warming #global warming #warming fart #warning fart #global warming fart
di Brjtlc 16 giugno 2010
Only engaging in relations with those of the same sect.
An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.
#sect #homo #same-sects marriage #religion #incest #bestiality
di brjtlc 28 agosto 2010
A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.
Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
#fart #warm #warming #global warming #warning fart #fartwarming
di Brjtlc 16 giugno 2010
A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.
Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
#fart #warm #warming #global warming #warming fart #warning fart
di Brjtlc 16 giugno 2010
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