A sub set of the "Rush Street" nightlife district on Chicago's Near North
Side. So named for the abundance of mostly-affluent older men who frequent the local bars, and the "triangle" where State and Rush Streets come together (with East
Bellevue Street being
the base of the triangle, anchored
by Gibson's restaurant, the unofficial headquarters).
The gentle ecosystem of the Viagra
Triangle could not exist without
a fully-stocked pond of anxious, and artificially infertile females. Seven years prior she may have
been called a "Trixie" in and around Lincoln
Park, but with an East Bank
membership, a Platinum card of her own, and several upgrades to the base Lexus, she is looking
for more, while her looks
and latest Botox treatment hold out).
Though, claimed as fact in other definitions, it is extremely rare to see participants in the Viagra
Triangle scene parking their
Flying Spurs and 911s, anywhere south of Oak Street or North
of Cedar. The important, and notable exception is when the bars in the triangle close, and he has not yet sealed the deal. In such cases, overtime must be played at The Lodge on Division
Street, which is open til every
bit of 4AM during the week and 5AM on the weekends ("if three bottles of Cristal have
not done the job, maybe a few PBRs will," is the thinking).
Seriously, guy, you're never going to get anywhere with
in the Viagra Triangle, they all require a personal financial statement
before sitting down.