Monkeyvining is a common
dating practice employed by lonely, insecure
or ineffably sexy people who are too hot to stay on the market after becoming single. Monkeyvining results
when said monkeyviner swings to the vine of new relationship, without
first letting go of the prior relationship vine. No free-sailing "time to discover
myself" - which we all know really
means cessation of bathing
and bushwhacking - is taken between relationships, which usually means a wealth of emotional baggage and unrealistic
proprietor of subsequent vine.
to as "serial monogamy," monkeyvining frequently results
from fear of becoming forever relegated to the shadowy and dismal doom of repeatedly watching 28 dresses with
your 28 cats.