Pronouned "puh-funt", this is when
with a funt has a funt so large, it's pronounced (hence the "p") so you mistake her for being
pregnant. You definitely know you a pfunt when
you see it, because the girl
who has one often
kicks you in the balls after you ask her when
Bob: "Hey Jane, haven't see you in a while."
Jane: "I know Bob, it's been a while."
Bob: "So... do you know if it's a boy or girl, and when is it due?"
Jane: --kicks Bob in the balls and walks away--
Bob: --unprintable pain and crying out for help-
Dan: "Holy shit, Bob, what happened to you?"
Bob: "That douchebag
Jane had a pfunt so large that I thought
she was pregnant, and she kicked me in the balls. Stupid bitch
Dan: "That mean nasty bitch
has to do some crunches to get rid of that pfunt."