8 definitions by Happenstance

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.
This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!
di Happenstance 25 febbraio 2010
The sound made when a large sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining a lot more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloosh!
di Happenstance 04 maggio 2010
Not quite up to the standards of 'E' for effort. Sarcastic comment or insult. A person hearing it may reply "Didn't you mean 'E' for effort?" You may or may not want to respond "No."
Well, wasn't that special. I give you an 'F' for effort.
di happenstance 17 novembre 2012
The sound made when a curved turd hits water.
(sound of a person breathing a bit heavily... a brief pause.. ) plople!
di Happenstance 04 maggio 2010
The sound made when a medium sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining... a brief pause.. ) dabloop!
di Happenstance 04 maggio 2010
The sound made when a normal turd hits water.
(sound of a person breathing a bit abnormally... a brief pause.. ) splaush!
di Happenstance 04 maggio 2010
The sound made when a medium-large sized turd hits water.
(sound of a person straining a bit more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloop!
di Happenstance 04 maggio 2010

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