1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?
1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome...
that girl sure has big bazongas
One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.
Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.
A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries
in late Cretacic strata.
Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*
a) A mythical place which is very, very, very, I MEAN VERY far away... In Mexico, when someone sends you there, is indeed sending you a strong message to bugger off for good. If you don't take heed, most likely you'll be next fucking your mom (chingando a tu madre).
b) Mythical mom who delivered you though her asshole cuz her cunt was too busy fucking the niggers in the hood. In Mexico, if someone tells you that you are his son (eres un hijo de la chingada!) this person is saying you have the character defects that one would think would result from such a stressful birth.
a) Ya me tienes hasta la madre, vete mucho a la chingada, cabrón! (Yo got me up to my balls, go to fucking hell you shithead!)
b) Sabes, siempre has sido un hijo de la chingada... (you know, you have always been such a son of a bitch...)
What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man