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7 definitions by InvisibleWater

 
1.
1. A silent call to enlist in the military

2. An overrated piece of crap that baits lifeless 10-year olds into thinking war is a game.
Idiot: 1M4 G0 PL4Y C0D

Another Idiot: G00D! 1'LL J01N Y0UR S3RV3R

Person: There's more to the Call of Duty than THAT...
Idiot: D3R3 1S? *mind is blown*
di InvisibleWater 29 giugno 2012
 
2.
A state of mind similar to Tourette's Syndrome often experienced by the lifeless 10-year olds who play Call of Duty. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Mood swings
- Shouting random crap
- Violent outbursts
- Unpredictable behavior
- Anxiety
- Rapid heartbeat
- Irritability
Things that cause Call of Duty Syndrome to flare up are:
- Meeting a German
- Planes
- Helicopters
- CoD haters
- Meeting a Russian
- Being approached from behind
- Fresh Air
- Sounds
- Existance
- Everything not mentioned here
di InvisibleWater 30 giugno 2012
 
3.
/b/
The Africa of the internet. Lifeless pedophiles go here for their daily dose of kiddie porn, hentai, and other unseeable things.
Went to /b/ today. OH GOD HELP ME UNSEE IT.
di InvisibleWater 13 ottobre 2012
 
4.
1.) A "reality" show packed to the brim with pimps, trophy wives, and bimbos with obnoxiously fake tans.

2.) shit
1.

Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...

2.

The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen
di InvisibleWater 12 ottobre 2012
 
5.
Not Safe For Work.
Often used to describe porn, which will get you fired if caught viewing it in the workplace.
Fred: No one will notice me looking at this NSFW stuff!

Andy: Fred, is that tentacle rape?

Fred: Yes, why?

Andy: If the boss catches you...

Fred: OMGWITFBBQ *tries to alt-tab to ESPN*

*boss walks in*

Boss: Fred, why are you looking at pornography?

Fred: Well I wa-

Boss: I don't want to hear it. You will not be missed.

Fred: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
di InvisibleWater 01 luglio 2012
 
6.
That one place where little kids can swear and rage without being tracked and hung with their own vocal cords
Your average Xbox Live convo:

Kid: *)#^%#(*^$#(_&^#

Another Kid: GHOPUEHBFOURHGIJL

Hacker: *Finds kids' Personal Info*

The kids are found hung by their vocal chords
di InvisibleWater 01 settembre 2012
 
7.
1. A game played in Phys. Ed. usually involving the lobbing of rubber or leather balls into people to eliminate them. It seperates the strong from the stupid, bench-warming pansies. It is currently being banned in most American school because parents think kids should be coddled beyond belief.

2. The object thrown in a game of dodgeball
1.) EHRMAHGERD MAH KID GOT A MICROSCOPIC BRUISE FROM DODGEBALL. LET'S SUE THE BOARD!

2.) I broke my nose because some jock hurled a dodgeball at the speed of light.
di InvisibleWater 23 ottobre 2012