When you jerk off in traffic in your car
Dude i got stuck in traffic last night and was so horny, it was great becuase i was still in my gym clothes, so access to the penis was awesome, i flopped her out and was traffbating for hours
12 dicembre 2010
When you recently get talking to a super hot chick on blackberry pin and you decide to masturbate, could be after receiving some invited messages or even a pic
Dude "i got this hot girls blackberry pin last night, couldn't wait to reserve any filth from her so i jerked off over her profile pic, some serious pinstabating"
05 dicembre 2010
When a male masturbates over some serious porn and spunks on his mac book, it can be a screen shot or the keyboard!
Chris " i fucked my right hand last night and did a macsplat, dude you should seen that shit, it went f***** everywhere man"
30 novembre 2010
Doing lots of ketermine and popping in and out of the hole aggresivelly.
Phil " I managed to turf through a whole gram of the mine last night on my own, dude am i regretamine'ing this
12 dicembre 2010
You are out with your gang and all the stash has completely run out, you select your best friend to come back to your house to finish off the last shit you got on you without anyone else knowing. Slippery but effective!
Phil "shall we fuck this party off dude an go back to mine to clear this shit up, it seems a waste not to do it tonight and im not a waster" Lets go to my crib for a mineline........
02 dicembre 2010
A man (or woman) that mans the k hole when a group of friends decide to do a lot of ketermine and go deep
guys only a few of us can enter the whole tonight with a limited amount of shit, Chris "kick back on this one please and be the hole warden for the evening, you still got that hi visibility jacket i gave you last weekend?"
15 dicembre 2010
Its a company in the united kingdom that review the amount of methodrone that is being sniffed in your area and the possibilities and outcomes of the outlook ahead. A bit like the weather
Phil " i spoke to the methoffice last night and they said they could be a major breeze of drone coming our way anytime soon"
13 dicembre 2010