636 definitions by Jake

The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.
RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.
di Jake 23 febbraio 2003
a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts
dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex
di jake 19 giugno 2004
verb: to penetrate with penis

verb: to screw financially
1. I nailed her 3 times last night.

2. She really nailed me in the divorce settlement, I lost almost everything of value to her lawyer.
di Jake 06 marzo 2004
A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.
he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !
di Jake 20 febbraio 2004
(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection
Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.
di Jake 24 marzo 2004
the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation
she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy
di Jake 15 marzo 2004
(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
I find her nipple very erotic, and the best part is that she has TWO of them !
di Jake 18 gennaio 2004

Email Gratuita Quotidiana

Inserisci il tuo indirizzo e-mail per ricevere la Parola Urbana del Giorno gratuitamente ogni mattina!

Le mail sono inviate da daily@urbandictionary.com. Non ti invieremo mai alcun messaggio di spam.