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12 definitions by Jizzle Fo Shizzle

 
1.
The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.

You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.

It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
Dude 1: Hey dude. I saw you making out with Jill in Lori's kitchen yesterday. Now that's what I call a Touchdown.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
di Jizzle Fo Shizzle 09 settembre 2007
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2.
Crappy small town in Iowa. Zip code 52501. Home of the Ottumwa Bulldogs, and half of the Mexican immigrants. Ottumwa High School (OHS) is home of the "gang" 6kr.
Tim: Do you go to OHS?
Will: Nah, I go to Cardinal.
Tim: Well, do you live in Ottumwa?
Will: Nah, I'm a city boy.
Tim: YOU SUCK! I throw plates at you.
di Jizzle Fo Shizzle 22 novembre 2006
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3.
1. One who is full of bull shit

2. One who you really hate and wish to dis very badly!
Jake: Hi Jill. I love you. APRIL FOOLS
Jill: ok. *Jill runs to corner and cries*
Amber: Jake you are being a crapbag!
Jake: *runs and hides in closet to get away from Amber*
di Jizzle fo Shizzle 02 aprile 2006
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4.
The cross between the labels of Prep/Scene/Emo
kid 1--- Jill those new pic on Myface.cum make you look so prescemo

Jill-- I knowHoebag!
di Jizzle fo Shizzle 16 aprile 2006
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5.
Frikin' (fucking) Awsome!
Ericka: OMFG! You're dating Clay!
Amber: Yea, it's awsomical!
di Jizzle fo Shizzle 01 aprile 2006
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6.
Losing your Wii.

1. Usually it is becuase you or one of your wiim breaks it.

This can be done by:

A. Hitting it with a wiimote after the strap breaks.
B. Tripping over, and falling on, it.
C. Knocking it over in an over zealous game when it's in the up-right position.
D. Throwing it out the window in anger of it giving you Wiibow only agravting the injury more.
E. Attempting to insert bologna inted of a WiiD.

2. You can also be wiitowed by having to give it to someone else.

This can be done by:

A. Betting it in a game. (Usually betting on a game on Wii Sports that you're positive you've mastered, but lose because you've rather been hurt or the other person has hustled you into thinking that you're better.)
B. Offering it to your girlfriend when you forget her birthday. (This is often because you'll think she'll say, "No, that's okay." but instead she takes it and sells it on Wiibay or gives it to a young male relative).
C. The cops come and wiiposess it. (Said like reposess. Usually after you have stolen it.)
D. Someone breaks in and steals it from you.
E. You take it to someone's house, and it is passed beteween so many people that you can never find it again.
1.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
**Throws Wii out the window**
"Wait! Why did I just do that?"
"Man, you just got wiitowed!"
"Nooooooo...."

2.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
"I believe the bet was your Wii for whoever wins, out of five."
"Screw you, Mike"
**Throws Mike out the window**
di Jizzle Fo Shizzle 08 novembre 2007
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7.
Line used in dodgeball. Used to describe someone who just ruined your day. Often bugly or uses Nautalis regularly.

Note: This is not a scene Deffinition
Jill--Jessie You look fucking fat today

Jessie--FUCKIN CHUCK NORRIS!
di Jizzle fo Shizzle 16 aprile 2006
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