Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:
"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."
"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."
"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"
"Communism is a lie!"
"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"
"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"
"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."
"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!
Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.
Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.
A form of group sex in which the woman has 2 cocks in the ass, 2 in the pussy and 2 in the mouth. Whereas this is difficult, it is possible.
Dude, I was lucky enough to be part of a triple double last night. The chick was such a whore.
The Kickstand Effect often happens in the middle of the night. When still groggy from just waking up, males will often turn over to their other side. Not realizing they have morning wood from just waking up, their penis will get in the way and bend, causing extreme discomfort.
Morning wood, Kickstand Effect
A condition caused by a gamer that goes extended periods of time without blinking. This can cause dry, bloodshot eyes, as well as experiencing pain when one finally does blink.
I spent all night playing DOOM; now I've got gamer eye.
When army eating, one shovels food into their mouth as fast as they can, sometimes chewing once or twice before swallowing, so they can be done earlier than everyone else, so they can tend to other more fun activities. This often happens in the army, hence "army eat". When army eating, it takes an average of 3-4 minutes to eat a regular meal.
Dude, the sarge wants us out training in 5 minutes! We'd better army eat!