13 definitions by Koolguy_GT500

Top Definition
How people from New York say "Coffee"

Also works with:

Chawklate - Chocolate
Doawg - Dog
Dawling - Darling
Doawlas - Dollars
Sawsage - Sausage
Jewsey - Jersey
Baws - Boss

There definitely are more, you just have to experiment with different words to see if it works.
Frank - "Hey, you see that guy?!"

Mitch - "Yeah he was totally like, 'Eh, Baws, can I get another Sawsage bagel with Chawklate milk? My Dawg accidentally drank some Cawfee and now its gonna cost me 300 Doawlas to get it fixed."
#new york #coffee #chawklate #doawg #dawling #doawlas #sawsage #baws #jewsey #lol #brooklyn #staten #island #bronx #manhattan #borough #queens
di Koolguy_gt500 22 marzo 2010
Fart. Can also be spelled Pudh, Pud, Paad, Pad.
Frank - "Dude, I gotta Padh!! Clear the room!!"

Mitch - "AHH!! OH MY GOD! EVERYONE RUN!"
#fart. shart #doom shart #proo #toot #beans #gas #ass gas
di Koolguy_gt500 18 aprile 2010
When an individual gets taught a lesson in a harsh, demeaning, manner.

May also be used to describe the loser of a given competition or game.
Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*
#murked #owned #oh snap #haha #smacked
di Koolguy_GT500 16 marzo 2010
Verb.

Pronounciation- "Grab Yo're Go Fur"

To masturbate. You know, beat your meat, choke your chicken.
Frank: "Hey dude, did you grab your gopher last night?

Mitch: "Na dude. My grandma was over."
#masturbate #jizz #cum #ah!! #beat your meat #beat the meat #choke your chicken
di Koolguy_GT500 16 marzo 2010
Adding "R"s into a word where they don't belong. Usually works after a soft "A" sound (Aunt, Lots.) but the "A" sound has to be before a consonant. (See example below.)
Mitch - "Hey guys, my Aurnt torld me to gor to the marll!!"

Frank - "What the hell was that?"

Mitch - "Oh, it was R Speak"
#speech impedement #funny #lol #boobs #vagina #fun #talking #language
di Koolguy_GT500 24 febbraio 2010
A really great hard rock band that not many people know about.

They have 12 vocalists, 2 guitarists and a bassist.

They are fucking awesome.
Frank - "Hey dude, have you heard of Bang Camaro?"

Mitch - "Hell yeah, bro! They're the best!"
#hard #rock #epic #win #loud #awesome #eargasm
di Koolguy_gt500 08 aprile 2010
One who "schools" (see Schooled)

Schoolers' victims are known as Schoolee (see Schoolee)
Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class in!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*
#god #amazing #the best #chuck norris #everything
di Koolguy_GT500 16 marzo 2010
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