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1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

 
1142.
(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz
Those tiny SLK's suck
di Kung-Fu Jesus 10 maggio 2004
 
1143.
(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!
di Kung-Fu Jesus 09 maggio 2004
 
1144.
A more convincing than average wigger.
Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
di Kung-Fu Jesus 22 giugno 2004
 
1145.
(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.
The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.
di Kung-Fu Jesus 04 maggio 2004
 
1146.
gay
The word gay has maintained three main functions throughout the twentieth century, namely


(adj.) Happy, jolly.

later,

(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.


(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.
a) "...those were gay old times...."-Mr Burns

b)

A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"

B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."

c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"

"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"


"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"

"That dog is gay"


"Look at that gay sodomite over there"


etcetera...
di Kung-Fu Jesus 07 maggio 2004
 
1147.
A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.
Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.
di Kung-Fu Jesus 30 aprile 2004
 
1148.
(n.) A 30 year old man who hangs around with teenagers who think he's cool.

(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.
The Fonz looks old. What is he, 30?
di Kung-Fu Jesus 21 luglio 2004