1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.
Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.
di Kung-Fu Jesus 01 maggio 2004
(n.) One who lives ouitside the law, using his or her own morals or religious experience as guidance.

(v.) To declare illegal
Robin hood was an outlaw, as were the early christians in the roman empire


After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.
di Kung-Fu Jesus 19 maggio 2004
A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
di Kung-Fu Jesus 16 aprile 2004
To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.
He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH
di Kung-Fu Jesus 30 aprile 2004
When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
di Kung-Fu Jesus 18 aprile 2004
(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
di Kung-Fu Jesus 12 maggio 2004
Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
di Kung-Fu Jesus 21 aprile 2004

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