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To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.
Written on someone's facebook wall.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.
di Kurtz Myster Kurtz 14 gennaio 2009

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A RIDICULOUSLY popular runescape player. Famous for coining the word Kurt and for being the Leader of the Runescape clan "Spartans". To be referred to as a Kurt is a honor and should be acknowledged.
John: Dude, thanks for helping me with the hw.
Bob: No problem, just helping out.
John: Your a Kurt.
Bob: haha. Kurtcool2, is the shit.
di Kurtz Myster Kurtz 14 gennaio 2009

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