4 definitions by Mr. Weebitzy

Top Definition
Kraftwerk-listening, craft beer-drinking poseurs of a certain age. They dress their toddlers in Ramones t-shirts and jam their middle-aged spread into low-rise skinny jeans.
Those aging hipsters were complaining about the noise at last night's hardcore show.
#hipster #old #dinosaur #hippster #ageing #skinny jeans #hippie #punk #poser #posser
di Mr. Weebitzy 27 dicembre 2011
cob
The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.
My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.
#cobbed #cob hobble #toilet paper #cardboard #toilet roll
di Mr. Weebitzy 07 dicembre 2013
When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.
There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!
#toilet paper #toilet roll #inconvenience #cardboard #shit wipe
di Mr. Weebitzy 07 dicembre 2013
A pair of short, tiny, slutty shorts.
Girl: I got myself a present today.
Guy: What did you get?
Girl: I got a pair of slutty shorts.
Guy: Oh, you got slorts. So, they are a present for me too.
#shorts #slutty #short #slut #whore #clothing
di Mr. Weebitzy 14 aprile 2014
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