Offer Mechafuck the ruler, which it willthen use to pleasure itself with. After Mechafuck has climaxed and started walking, MAKE SURE it treads on every single one of the kiwis. Gather the kiwi juice and pour it into ONE tub of Smarties ice cream.
But, remember the midgets who didn't form a part of Mechafuck? These shouldhave all finished fucking the Marmite jars by now, so go and train the midgets to be ninjas. Havethem perform a massive cataclysmic fight with Mechafuck. Mechafuck will die, and its death will cause an eruption of semen.
Hopefully when this happens you'll have the tubs of Smarties ice cream with you EXCEPT for the one with kiwi juice in it. Use the tubs to drift the sea of jizz. You must recover the bodies of your midget ninjas, and perform 9 bases of your choice. After this, you must throw yourself in the sea of jizz and die.
Man #1: Dude, I just got to 64th base!
Man #2: What?! You've been on Urban Dictionary again haven't you?
A popular phrase amongst chavs and their ilk. A less formal way of saying "good sir, I believe you have wronged me, and I hereby challenge you to a match of strength to determine which one of us is the superior fighter."
Chav 1: *Walks into Chav 2*
Chav 2: What the fuck you doin', blad! You fuckin' startin', like?!
Chav 1: C'mon then bruv, I'll shank you 'ardcore like!