A woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.
After her fifth plate of pasta, I joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!
Before going down on a girl you spoon a little cocaine onto her clit. This is called putting a little toot on the booger.
A great way to make a girl really freaky and cum super hard is to put a little toot on the booger.
Mary Poppins is a strain of cannabis created and cultivated by Mykilo Sosa, an activist and connoisseur who currently resides in Northern Indiana. Its true genetics remain a secret, but there are elements of Hashplant (Sensi Seeds), LSD Lifesaver x Deisel Sour
(Bog Seed Co.), and various others Mr. Sosa has grown in the past.
Mr. Sosa, why do you call this particular strain of cannabis Mary Poppins?
Well, because its that super-cali-fragilistic-expiali-doja; like some of that real Cali shit!
When one puts cocaine on a girl's asshole with the intent to lick it off.
After we got back from the club and started making out, I began to go down on my girlfriend when she ask me if I'd put a little salt on the rim. I said I had already had too much to drink but if she wanted another martini I'd go fix her one. The situation was clarified when she whipped out a small plate of cocaine...then I knew what sort of cocktail she was after.
A Mykilo Sosa original process designed to take out the impurities in marijuana. The process is rigidly outlined as follows: trimmed buds are completely submerged in reverse osmosis (RO) water for seven to ten days. The water is changed once every twenty four hours. After seven to ten days, the buds are placed on a sterilized drying screen above a cool-air dehumidifier for two and a half to four hours or until the buds are completely brittle dry. The buds are now completely gray in color and ready to be enjoyed without the water soluble impurities that are commonplace in all other forms of marijuana.
Wow, this water cured exotic is super smooth. I just painlessly consumed over a half-gram in one hit. Water curing bud is what truly makes it medical grade and safer to consume, versus just saying that it is medical grade because it was purchased from a medical marijuana dispensary. With no chlorophyll, excess nutrients, or other residuals left in or on the buds, it is like candy on a stick, leaving a superior taste and superb smokability. Water cured buds are also safe to cook with.
slang for a man's prostate gland
My girlfriend freaked out when I suggested to her during a blow job, "Well, why don't you push on my gay-button a couple of times??"
When a guy is about to cum, the girl puts her ear up to his belly button, like she is listening into a seashell, and then he shoots it all in her face.
My friend asked me if my boyfriend got me any jewelry for my birthday. I said, "Not exactly, we got drunk early and started making out. Then he gave me a pearl of great price and just passed out..."