Schlomo: My goodness, Saul, why are you in a wheelchair?
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing
for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black
by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies
and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell
to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line
at a Black
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...