When someone walks out of the bedroom after performing felattio not realizing that they have semen on their face.
At the party, Jeff and Mrs. Johnson went into Brad's bedroom. About a half an hour later, Mrs. Johnson came out of the bedroom with a GOT MILK? face!
Consentual sex with a minor.
Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!
Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.
8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"
Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?
SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
Someone who will only have sex in their own home.
So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?
It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.
To masterbate orally, that is, to suck yourself off.
Less than 1% of the population are oralbators.
When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.
"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"
"Why say it like that Bro?"
"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."