38 definitions by Teratogen

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.
We are made of star stuff.
di Teratogen 15 settembre 2010
Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.
Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
di Teratogen 11 giugno 2011
The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
di Teratogen 08 maggio 2011
When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.
I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!
di Teratogen 28 dicembre 2012
A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
di Teratogen 21 dicembre 2011
An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")
Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!
di Teratogen 12 giugno 2011
Poetic name for the vagina.
I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!
di Teratogen 19 maggio 2011

Email Gratuita Quotidiana

Inserisci il tuo indirizzo e-mail per ricevere la Parola Urbana del Giorno gratuitamente ogni mattina!

Le mail sono inviate da daily@urbandictionary.com. Non ti invieremo mai alcun messaggio di spam.

×