2 definitions by Warren Piece

After the girl has fallen asleep, the male ejaculates on her eyelids and allows the ejaculate to dry and harden on her eyelids, making it impossible to open her eyes. The stupid bitch.
I gave Natalie a Boulder Archwelder last night, and took off like a rocket from that skank's pad.
di Warren Piece 04 marzo 2007
When a man is about to cum, he pulls out and ejaculates into the heel of a particularly tight pair of dress shoes in order to ease the passage of his foot into said shoes.
I never thought I'd fit into my size 9's for the wedding until a Long Island Shoehorn provided the lube to fulfill this impossible dream.
di Warren Piece 04 marzo 2007

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