2 definitions by agnomen

Same as diasqueetes, but referring to a special condition that is only found in Wilford Brimley.

Brimley (who never gets old and never dies) is the only being known to not be cured of his diasqueetes by speaking its name. Scientist believe his folksy mispronunciation of the term is what keeps Brimley from ridding himself of the horrid disorder.
I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diasqueetus.
di agnomen 11 giugno 2008
A terrible medical condition brought about by suppressing too many squees.

Diasqueetes has been known to induce abdominal pain, depression, cancer, erectile dysfunction (in men AND women) and bad credit scores.

Incidentally, a simple prevention method also serves as the cure: speaking the word aloud is usually squee-inducing enough to relieve the condition.

See also diasqueetus.
When Transformers came out, I held back too many squees. I think I have diasqueetes.

*squee!*

...oh. Wait. Nevermind.

di agnomen 11 giugno 2008

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