5 definitions by dirty rotten scoundrel

Top Definition
1) A place where stoners and alcoholics can get a graduate degree.

2) An institution where starry eyed idealists have their dreams of upholding justice and benefiting humanity heartlessly destroyed while incurring more debt than a third world country. These poor souls, after three years of brutal Socratic torture and exposure to the cruel reality of the broken justice system and the non-existent job market, come out of law school stoners or alcoholics.
Everyone ends up graduating from law school a stoner or an alcoholic.
#ttt #document review #xoxohth #jdjive #attorney
di Dirty Rotten Scoundrel 19 gennaio 2007
a group of angry men who sneaked in 12,000 missiles into lebanon under their funny hats and are now lobbing them into northern israel.
thanks to hezbollah, world war 3 is underway.
#terrorist #lebanon #israel #militant #crackpots
di dirty rotten scoundrel 18 luglio 2006
charlatans that practice extortion by making 95% of all law school graduates fork over thousands of dollars to watch crushingly boring and torturous videotapes of narcissistic law professors so that said law graduates have a fighting chance of passing the bar.
thanks to barbri, i am so broke that i eat clay to survive.

barbri is the defendant in a class action lawsuit, because they're greedy monopolists. maybe, when the lawsuit settles, i'll get $3.56 back.
#lawyer #attorney #extort #torture #gitmo
di dirty rotten scoundrel 18 luglio 2006
1) A U.S. Supreme Court justice who sat on the bench in the 1930's. Prior to his tenure on the high court, he was on the New York Court of Appeals, where he authored many opinions that read impressively but failed to set forth any discernable principles of law.

2) A ttt law school named after said former Supreme Court justice.
Toilet paper is more useful than a Cardozo diploma, because toilet paper won't chafe when you wipe your ass with it.
#ttt #supreme court #document review #new york #jappy
di Dirty Rotten Scoundrel 07 giugno 2006
when a person's teeth are so fucked up it looks like a grenade exploded in his or her mouth.
why do even rich britons have grenade grills?
#teef #snaggletooth #braces #england #orthodontist
di dirty rotten scoundrel 19 luglio 2006
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