A small town
in West Lothian
Scotland. Its bears a remarkable similarity to the kind
of former Warsaw Pact hell-hole found in Latvia...or maybe Estonia....
The Cross. Located in the centre of town
, this is where the local Neds
(Common Ned...Latin: Nedus Nedus) can be found sniffing their
glue or drinking their
embrocation of choice "Bucky".
Whitburn Academy. Located in the east of the town
by the M8 motorway and resembling a giant fag packet on its side.
The Harrisons. Again to the east, beyond the academy lies a housing estate of particularly bad 70's housing. Think grey rat runs and monkey bikes.
Its felt by many that the only real solution
to the whole situation is sustained arial bombradment on a WW2 scale.