A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is becauseTurnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are reallyBRAWLIC.
"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."