Defined as a female breast with a full-sized penis in place of a nipple. Although mozers are generally attached to the female body, they can be found dismembered in various places, including tents and alleyways. After 2 days, such mozers sprout legs and run blindly into solid objects such as walls.
It is believed that mozers originated from the former Banana Republic of Mozermbique, now known as Mozambique.
Notable celebrities who have had mozers include Laura Gowers, Sarah Jessica-Parker and Denise from Eastenders.
Person 1: Dayum nigga you got a huge ass
Person 2: Suck my motherfuckin' mozers biyatch
David Attenborough: And here, we see the elusive Kiwi Bird making it's nest... Oh shit, that's just a furry mozer.
Barbara Windsor: Get outta my mozers!
Steve McFadden: What the bloody hell are you shouting about? Denise ain't here, she's been kidnapped by Lucas for fucks sake.