The person who is in charge (usually military) at the time of a clusterfuck
. This person is usually inept at his/her job, and has used all possible resources to carry out a simple, straightforward task, only to start
a cataclysmic chain
One who clusterfucks
, or has been clusterfucking
. Can also
be referred to as one who has been
up to a bit of clusterfuckery
1. "But General, I asked the Lieutenant to polish
the big red button not push it. I know we have inadvertently started a major
nuclear war with the worlds biggest
superpower, but it should be that clusterfucker Corporal
facing the firing squad, not me Sir."
2. "That window cleaner
has not only
made the windows dirtier, but he's also
smashed four pains of glass
and killed my dog! Well, I suppose
I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money
before I phone the glazier and find the spade."
3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."