a long,windy fart,often consisting of several notes,of various lengths and pitches,that may almost seem to 'speak'.
based of course on Peter Frampton's talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.
"to my shock and embarrassment,my melodic frampton gave way to a violent brampton that rang out in the public washroom."
general term for loop piercing anywhere from the crotch to the navel of a woman,when it serves the purpose of a handle or plaything during cunnilingus.
she wasn't really into it until i tugged her pussy handle.
see also cunt bubble.-the thick secretions of an unkempt vagina. often milky,yeasty or otherwise near-opaque. some definitions list twat-snot as the glaze left on your upper lip or nose after performing a successful round of cunnilingus,but this usage is incorrect-unless the woman recieving the action was,as stated,unkempt. (it would otherwise be called a reverse facial)
when i pulled off her panties,i noticed a thick rope of twat-snot clinging for dear life.
birth control pills
"don't forget to eat your baby candy"
a hip term for prostitute.
not to be confused with 'loaner',wherein your naive best friend has to go out of town and entrusts you to keep his girlfriend "safe and entertained",but of course you fuck her,because the pent-up sexual tension is more than either of you can handle... but i digress.
"who was that girl we saw you with?,she was nasty!"
"aw naw,man,that was just a rental."
"whenever I'm visiting a new town, I always get a rental."
a really weak trucker/cb radio monicker:
such as "pink lighting", "rolling velvet" or "sweetwheels"
if your'e gonna be a good trucker,you can't have no pussy handle
frat term for going to clubs with the sole intent on picking up geeky girls,either gangly or chubby,overbites,glasses or braces,etc,because they don't get fucked much and will be really wild and let you degrade them-like shooting on thier glasses or slapping thier fat asses.
(I say this only because nerdy girls are hot,and usually have awesome personalities to make up for feeling like they are 'flawed' in society,and nerdy girls span all races and body types....you can talk about star wars with them and have hot sex. definately overlooked as a species.)
"Me,Jeff an Brad are going nerding at the Jinx tonight-wanna come? some emo band's playing,it should be thick!"