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2 definitions by whistlers daughter

 
1.
A pal skank who flashes her nasty ass flame tattoo around like she's Sharon Stone or something.
Look, I'm Kara, I have saggy tits, I'm a wannabe firefighter, and I suck VIP dick.
di Whistlers daughter 28 novembre 2013
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2.
short for michael,

he does not like being called this however but mikey is acceptable but only by Belle,to anyone else its Mike.
A sex god by all definitions.And Although very sexy,He can be quiet and nerdy at times, but that is all part of what makes him special.

he is honest and caring and has the most amazing penis. His friends wish they could please women like he does, he makes his girl almost break the sound barrier!!! He's super smart cute funny and sexy. a really awesome guy
Mike isn't available for just ANYONE. A Mike must be placed with a Belle,When placed with that special someone there will be sparks!
If you are lucky enough to find a mikey hold on tight with both hands and never let him go or you will regret it forever.
Guy:hey mikey!
Mikey:Dude .. just no its mike.

Guy1: mike, what is your secret, how do you get all the girls?
Guy2: yeah mike, how do you do it?
Mikey: well im sorry i can't teach what comes naturally ;)
di whistlers daughter 25 aprile 2013
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