also short for Bad Mental Picture
"NPR was talking about a woman who died on the toilet, fell onto her space heater, and melted-"

"ugh, BMP!"
di PsiFer 15 marzo 2006
Black Man Porn

Everyone in college is always watching that bmp, disgusting!
di EveryoneBMP 12 maggio 2010
bmp acronim standing for "Buff My Pickle" can also be used in deferent forms ie.-buffed my pickle or buffing my pickle

2.buff my pickle(pickle refering to a dick,cock,or penis)

3.vulgar term-equivialent to "suck my dick"

4.often used by nerds when playing an online game to insult a recently defeated enemy or foe.

5.a way of showing that you are superior to someone in every way
2.this bitch knew she wanted to bmp!! girl totally bmp last night.
4.i just killed you!!!bmp,bitch!!!
di Dig Doug56 13 luglio 2009
bmp referring to Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel who has a massive penis
"wow when i had bmp in me it felt good!"

All Tom Kaulitz could think of was bmp when he was jacking off.

fan girl 1:"bmp is mine"

fan girl 2:"no it is mine"

fan girl 3:"come on i think we could share bmp"

fan girl 1:"no no no no he is mine"
di meloney kaulitz 06 dicembre 2010
Black Man's Pussy.

Often tattooed on white girls who belong to black men.
That young white girl was a virgin when I met her. I took her from her home an me and my boys own her now. She even has "BMP" tattooed around her belly.
di Mandingo10+ 26 giugno 2009
Beta Male Provide. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
di b00zy 02 luglio 2006

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