2. See: God
Now the earth was a formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and Carl Winslow was hovering over the waters.
And Carl Winslow said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Carl Winslow saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. Carl Winslow called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
2. The greatest television character of all time.
3. The greatest role an actor named Reginald VelJohnson shall EVER have.
Carl Winslow didn't like Urkel too much did he?
If all shows had this Carl Winslow guy in em maybe TV wouldn't suck so much.