Top Definition
Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed
Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.
di rosignol 15 maggio 2005
To be in the prescence of a balls-naked Ray Childress (ex-Houston Oiler), perfecting a yoga pose in the steamroom at the Houstonian gym, while trading stocks via cell phone.
I want to go stretch in the steamroom but Ray Childress is in there and I don't want to get "clobbered."
#ray childress #clobber #aggie alumni #football #old hairy balls
di Haent 13 agosto 2009
To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.
Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.
#drunk #retarded #wasted #intoxicated #under the influence #wrecked #plastered
di Lyss Pliss 17 maggio 2006
the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).
tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"
#clobbered #homosexual #feltch #kiss #clobb
di herbert67 06 agosto 2009
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