A cougar is an older woman, usually in the midst of a mid-life crisis, that dates younger men to feel better about her crows feet and saggy tits. Once thought to be on the endangered species list, the cougar has bounced back from it's grim demise mainly due to today's advanced medical technology such as botox and vaginoplasty.
24 year old male: "That chick is way hot but when she laughs, she totally sounds like she smokes a carton a day"

Friend: "Yeah man, that's a cougar, can't you tell by her stretchmarks?"
di SmittenxKitten 08 novembre 2010
An older whore...erm, woman whom preys on the souls of younger men. Cougars usually consist of women between the ages of 32 and 45 who are usually found lurking around in the suburbs or down the street from your house getting ready for bed while you watch with a pair of binoculars or a telascope if you are a pirate.
DAYUM! That cougar was totally checking me out!
di IceCreamManFromHell 04 agosto 2010
a lady person at least 20 years of age (as of July), who pursues or has been with a boy person at least two years younger than her.

Not to be confused with a cradle-robber or pedo.
"Did you see that lady holding hands with that teenager? Whatta cougar.
di iknowacougar 28 febbraio 2010
Older lady who hits on and or dates noticeably younger men.
My theory on cougars at clubs "On fridays they are released from the care home so that they can feast on the flesh of the young and stay alive for another few years"
di KyeRae 29 luglio 2009
An aging barfly.
MILF night? Nah, let's hunt cougar.
di gridiron62 02 novembre 2008
A woman who is 35+, sexually cunning, that prefers to hunt rather than be hunted.
There seems to be a lot of Cougars stalking prey at the beach today.
di Cougar bait 11 febbraio 2006
(ˈkü-gər) A middle-aged lady (age 35-60) who hasn't yet met her match. She is secretly on the prowl for someone to unleash her sexual potential upon. She may be single or married; kids, grandkids, or no kids; but she believes that a younger male (25 or younger) can give her a good run for her money. Cougars usually have husbands who are either pregnant-looking, lazy, or abusive. They hunt for someone who can make them feel young and sexy again. Cougars are often white women, and their prey is often young muscular black men. They tend to believe that black men are more "endowed" than their white counterparts. Cougars love for their prey to be mature socially and physically. - See also: MILF
Cougar #1: "Oh, check out THAT sexy black hunk!"
Cougar #2: "Yeah girl, I would RAVEGE him!!"
di KamakazePhil 12 febbraio 2011

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