A piece of feces so big and hard that it requires multiple flushes before it thinks about going down. And yes, it does think. Saying a cougar "has teeth" can be interpreted to mean it's particularly big, tough, or nasty looking.
John looked in the toilet and exclaimed, "That cougar's got teeth! Better watch it doesn't eat ya!"
di Caribou 07 novembre 2005
A woman over the age of 27 hanging around the bar flirting, and trying to hookup with younger men. Especially at Octoberfest...searching for that new sausage!
Wow Katherine you really are a cougar!
di DaCheez 11 ottobre 2005
A derogatory term used for a black person who is of little usefullness to society except robbing people or selling crack.
Did you see that damn cougar try and run from the cops
di Patricio EL Burro 01 gennaio 2006
An old ugly women over the age of 30 who frquents clubs and bars in search of having sex with a young guy
Dude your mom Janet is a cougar
di mdog 21 marzo 2003
An old dried up hag who is looking for a last chance of romance or sexual fling with a horny younger male or one with mommy issues who didn't suck on his mother titties long enough. If you want to date someone more sophisticated and mature why would you date a saggy bitch who acts like a younger women. And about the sexual experience, whatever, any younger girl can give you an awesome blowjob or a good ride.
Any woman who could be your mother!
di Angie 06 dicembre 2004
A sexual predator, typically one with pedophiliac tendencies. Gender is no discrimination with a "cougar," as they will take either. A cougar is usually emo and full of hate for the world.
Oh man, did you hear about that cougar who raped that 14 year old girl last week? I hope he goes to jail! He is like 25 and still lives with his parents!
di AnthonyMEMU 23 giugno 2004