A middle-aged man who freeloads at his mother's house, getting fat and lazy while watching porn all day over the neighbor's unsecured wireless connection. He will occasionally hang out at the public library to sneak a peek over the study carrels at beautiful, unsuspecting young women.
The middle-aged creeper drives by an all-girls highschool and yells crude, sexually obscene comments at a group of teenage passerbys.
di elnino559 09 maggio 2011
A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, or looks at you for hours through a window. it is not hard to spot the creeper.
bella:yeah last night Edward was totally being a creeper and staring at me while i was sleeping.
Charlie:yeah hes a vampire.
bella:im gonna date him
di someone jauntily dancing you 02 febbraio 2011
Some one who generally likes to creep (v); someone who steals peoples clothes (sweaters)in order to smell them in addition to but not limited to then sampling and bottling these scents. Additionally creepers will often times, depending on the severity of the creepiness (spectral disorder), they may stalk, observe while sleeping, steal hair in order to make look a like hair dolls then masturbate with doll, try to touch you whenever possible, rape you, kill you then make a suit out of your skin or any combination of the afore mentioned.
A: - Dude when i slept over at dev's last night i was looking for an extra blanket in her closet and i found like a shrine with pictures and like jars with my name on them...also it looked like their where dolls made out of hair...my hair!?! What should I do man, she's kinda a creeper

D: - I heard every word you said Alex, i was just hanging out under your bed...is that how you really feel?
di TheHoff26 23 dicembre 2010
NERD ALERT THE FOLLOWING WORD CONTAINS VARIOUS NERD PHRASES AND TERMS DO NOT READ WITHOUT FORESIGHT

The Creeper (Creeperus Suicidus) is a character from Ancient Minecratian Theology.

Creeper actually refers to an entire race, who were the decendents of Creeper.

The legend goes that when the terrain was fist generated by Notch, there was Steve, and Creeper. Steve and Creeper were not generated in the same chunk, or even the same thousand chunks. Steve first created an axe and a hoe with which to start a house and a farm. The Creeper on the other hand, began to use TMI to get gunpowder and mix it with sand to create a bomb. He would place that bomb in water and don a protective suit to be blasted up into the heavens, for a cheap thrill. When the terrain had been generated, Notch had sent his 10 commandments, one of which read, "Thou shalt not use mods". As punishment for breaking this commandment, Notch turned The Creeper into a hideous 4-legged green beast. This made the Creeper very sad. Much time later, he gave birth through an eggsack, and the creeper race started. Many years later, Steve's desendents (all named Steve) met the creepers. Desperate for a hug, the Creepers ran to hug Steve, but found the prospect to exciting, and ignit the gunpowder within them, genetic leftovers from TMI. To this day, creepers still haunt the earth with a perpetual frown, waiting for Steve to hug them.
Steve I: Got your sword? And Armor?

Steve II: Yep

Steve I: I think we're finally ready to hug a creeper.

Steve II: I feel so sad for them.

Steve I: IKR
di LOGAN IS AWESOME 04 dicembre 2011
a person fully devoid of any social skills or grace, who social network stalks people, or makes observations due to a thorough lack of any life of their own; this person frequently "befriends" people who they are only tangentially connected in order to sadly try to prove that they are relevant.
My pseudo friend Herbert is such a creeper, he friends my friends and actually thinks he's relevant. He needs to join a Community Band, that seems to be more his speed.
di JohnnyBisacreeper 21 maggio 2011
An online friend that doesn't want to show you a picture of him/herself and also doesn't want to verbally speak to you through the phone or any other source of communication.
You: "Hey, buddy...can I see a picture of you so that I know who I'm talking to?"

Creeper: "No!"
di Bamboota 06 novembre 2010
some one who does odd things that most normal people would not,its usually easy to tell if someone is a creeper or not.
creeper: hey "bob" that shirt looks tight.
bob: really? its not.
creeper: i like it....

note: tight means not loose.
di loler bowler 21 maggio 2009

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