'hind parts, but cheeks with the uncanny ability to hang DOWN like drapery near the flanks or honches
my girls curtains wag back and forth when she's down on her knees scrubbing out the bath tub and it's exciting to watch!
di ed the chocoa cabbage 08 ottobre 2008
Something to wipe your cock on after sex.

Ahhhhh! That was fucking great! Pass me the curtain. Oh and you could use it too - you got giz on your face.
di EltonHurrell 23 giugno 2006
A piece of dangly fabricy things to be hanged over windows, invented by women so that men wouldn't walk naked in front of windows.
"Honey, does the glass make my dick look big?"

"That's it, I'm getting curtains".
di Vitaliy 03 ottobre 2004
Eyebrows. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?
di ian 21 gennaio 2004
Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.
"How much were those WKD Blues?"
"Four quid each!"
"Four quid? You've been butt-fucked"
"Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"
di Mister Oz 06 agosto 2005
Finishing move whereby, upon completion of anal intercourse, the male removes his member from the female's anal cavity and then promptly wipes it clean on the curtains, or drapes, as a semi-permanent reminder of the event. Works well as a follow up to a donkey punch, and can be combined with other moves. Can ruin a relationship, not to mention some perfectly nice curtains.
Dude, the break up sex with Jessica was glorious. I pulled off a donkey punch-houdini to curtains on her. Let her explain that to her mom.
di Harper Ingram 14 luglio 2006
A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window
Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...

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di Shanillia 17 giugno 2016
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