I accidentally saw this person on TV. He was telling how he used to be ugly but now is handsome with women falling all over him. He also told other "jokes."

Since I have not seen him on TV in many months, I suddenly missed his brand of absolutely no talent. Today I decided to write a short poem about the "comedian" known as Dane Cook.
I once saw Dane Cook on TV
Irritating the heck out of me
I watched in a trance
As he made faces and pranced
And asked myself, "What morons are paying good money to watch this crap?"

The end
#comedian #moron #loser #no-talent #waste of money
di Norman R Fern 25 maggio 2012
comedian that people either love or hate
1. Dane Cook is the greatest comedian EVER! i Love Him!

2. I hate Dane Cook! He sucks so much ass and he isn't even funny!
#dane #cook #dane cook #dc #marijuana
di kldsfl;ksdjfg;lkjsdf;gjls;fk 28 luglio 2010
(Pulling a) dane cook: to do/say something that was uncalled for in an environment unappropriate to that action. In simpleton's terms, it means to be a douchebag.
Person 1: Whoa dude, did you see how Vanessa Hudgens got called out at the Teen Choice awards?
Person 2: I KNOW OMG. Tha douche was pulling a major dane cook... oh wait it was dane cook.
Person 1: Lulz.

Girl 1: UGH I can't believe mom brought up my STDs at the family reunion!
Girl 2: Fuck i know. She pulled a dane cook so hard she broke his leg off.
#dane cook #vanessa #ann #hudgens #douchebag
di whatateenagesmartass 26 agosto 2009
Joke Formula: SO i was chasing this chicken across the road and masturbating at the same time and then I saw a woman so I screamed HEY GET OFF MY BALLS and ran into a blender. Everybody does this!
Delivery style: Epic seizures and screaming fits create the illusion of humor. He could scream "FUNNY" in peoples faces and they'd laugh because they feel they're supposed to.
Fun facts: Once admitted to Santa Monica hospital straight from a frat party with dragon lizards in multiple orfices.

Dane Cook: For those who didn't get Carrot Top.
#dane cook #comedian #comedy #stand up #stand up comedian
di calvinandhobbes1 01 settembre 2008
Dane Cook is an American comedian that does screen acting and stand-up comedy. His stand-up comedy is mostly observational. Cook is considered by many to be the funniest comedian to walk this planet. His CD “Retaliation” was on the top ten hits list for a wile. His most famous routines include topics such as someone getting struck by a vehicle, run-ins at “the Wall” and the “sangwich, and the "Heist/Monkey". He has also coined the word “BAMF” short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker and created the Su-Fi (Super Finger). Cook has come out with 2 CD’s so far (“Harmful if Swallowed” and “Retaliation”) and has appeared in numerous movies and numerous TV talk shows and comedy programs such as Saturday Night Live.
"Hahahaa. That Dane Cook is a silly bitch."
#comedy #evil monkey #sangwich #bamf #the wall #retaliation #harmful if swallowed
di Mr. Different 04 aprile 2006
A so-called comedian who is mildly amusing in small doses. Any full length show or DVD has been banned by the world community as cruel and unusual.
"Hey, did you hear the new torture they're using at GTMO?"
"Oh right, I hear they're forcing EPWs to listen to or watch Dane Cook. They spill both their secrets and their lunch after that!"
#dane #cook #torture #comedy #gtmo
di Soupy Boots 17 aprile 2009
A comedian and actor native to Boston, Massachusetts. Mostly known for his work as a comedian, Cook has released 3 comedy albums and has joined the ranks of George Carlin, Steve Martin, and Bill Cosby in regards to comedy albums going platinum and in this case double platinum. He was the first comic in 29 years to have an album on the billboard charts, being at #4. Also responsible for the hand sign known as the 'Super Finger' aka the "SuFi."
Did you see Dane Cook give them the SuFi last night?

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
#dane cook #sufi #super finger #comedy #comics
di Sarahjoe 07 ottobre 2008
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