n. A 45 yr-old male "type" with a ridiculous last name who is lacking adequate social skills or any apropos behavior for a man of his age. Frequently abuses the smiley face in written communication as well as brags about his advanced psychological usage of the non-response. This "type" is almost certainly lacking a proper male influence.
Can you believe this deedledork non-responsed ME?! How ludicrous.