"Zayn" is spelt "Zain"
Liam likes cats.
Harry hates spoons.
Louis loves Food.
Niall likes carrots.
the most annoying of all "fans" out there usually start fights with the reall fans (directioners) on twitter. only know 1 or 2 songs and put down any love intrests of the boys
directioner: *le facepalm* NO GTFO directionator
These girls try to fit in with us, but it won't ever work. They probably will only like Harry because he gets solos and hate everyone else. They'll try to fit in, but they won't get any of our inside jokes, or know who the fuck were talking about. They only know WMYB and think they're so dedicated. They think they know shit, but really they're irrelevant and deserve a banana in the face.
They don't know Danielle, Eleanor, Perrie, Uncle Simon, Cher,Ed,Savan, The Tomo, Barry, Hughey, Ian, Wayne, and Kyle, Larry Stylinson, US One Direction.
They wont get SUPEERRMMANN, spoons, cats, Larry Stylinson, how much Australia means to us, PEW PEW, Nandos, football, DJ Malik, Carrots, IM A SONG, energy juice,fungi jokes, mirrors, turtles, or July 24th at 8:22 pm will just be another time for them. Nope .
And the sad thing is, we deal with it.
" OH GUIZE SHUDD UP DIS MY SONG................................................THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!"
"OMIGOD I HATEZ DANIELLE AND ELENOR THEY STOLE MY MAAAANNNNNNNNN!"
"OMIGOD NAILL CAN JUST LEAVE THE BAND"
"OMIGOD I HATE DIRECTIONATORS THEY PROBABLY THINK LOUIS IS PRONOUNCED LEWIS LAWLZZ"
and btw my babeh Nialler is actually perfect in every aspect of life.
Friend: "You like 1D? Isn't that for like immature, bratty, little girls?
We still want D to suceeed because we love them, we're not being possesive, we just don't like to see all our dedication go to waste. I mean. I don't want my 9 year old sister wanting to go to a 1D concert with me.(If I ever did go.) I mean, really? I just think they're too good, to go to waste like that.
How To Spot A Directionator:
-They always think of themselves of Directioners.
-They have only been fans since WMYB was released & became popular.
-They think WMYB was 1D's first song.
-They spell the guys name's wrong and such.Simple mistakes as a newbie. (i.e. Henry likes girls who eat carrots. Zain has a pigeon named Stevin.)
-I agree, they think they're better than the original fans of 1D, the ones who have been fans since the beginning on the X Factor.
-They hate on the boy's current girlfriends.
-Usually around the ages of 7 to 14
The "Prisses"-Ohh Em Gee! You Knoww That New Band One Direction?Yah I Discoverd Them Backk In 2011. Did You See How Cutee Zainn looks in that neww WMYB video? I Heard That He's Afraidd Of Spoons.
The "Carrots For Brains"-I like Lewie. Whose that blonde kid in all the videos? With the ugly teeth?
The "Unable to Accept The Fact My GirlFriend Left Me For 1D"- They're gay.
These Directionators need to either be preached 1D or b-slapped. I suggest the latter.
Girl B- Yes I am the biggest Directionator ever!!
Girl A- NO, Jimmy protested!
Girl B- What?