a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and she poops on your dick and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving a mustache.
My chick had the poops lastnight and pooped on my weirner so i had to pay her back and give her a dirty sanchez!
di Raymond Johnson 19 maggio 2005
all of you are wrong a dirty sanchez is when a man fucks a girl in the ass an then gets a blow job from the girl with shit still on dis dick
you get this real nasty chick you give some anal and then recieve a bj right after
di william branch 14 maggio 2005
1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.

2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)

3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off

2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty

3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
di DËWadïct 22 marzo 2008
A dirty sanchez occurs when a male places both pinky fingers together and inserts them into the female anal cavity. Once the pinkies have been removed, ass pounding ensues and a reach around occurs. Any fecal remnants are smudged above the upper lip which creates a mustache of sorts.
Since my lady friend is such a big fan of anal sex I felt it would be a great idea to give her a dirty sanchez.
di Justin Stephen 06 maggio 2006
1-Shit Mostash

2-A Welsh version of Jackass but funnier. Contains such Gems as- Arse grip tape slaloms, Running over dation with a car, Is this Ice cold? and it sequel OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT ICE IS COLD! and Slaps (A game involving Well, Slapping). Some Banned senes involving Piss and shit eating, Giving himself a knob Piercing and running into a Bull. Shockingly, the bull wins. Also One seen called ‘Beer Enema’ Where one guy gets a Enema with beer and another drinks it. This has to be seen to be believed… Only On MTV UK (I think)

3-A Dirty Mexican.
Dánt Just Fucking fo it
*Smash*
ARGH!
di Dan Lewis 18 maggio 2005
When two people are engaged in sex, one person, usually the male, inserts their finger in the anal cavity of their partner, and proceeds to wipe particles of feces on the upper lip of their mate.
My girlfriend and I were having sex last night, and right after I had an orgasm I gave her a dirty sanchez.
di Pete 20 marzo 2003
When two people are having anal sex and the man takes out his penis and rubs it on the women's lips forming a mexican mustache/moustache. (The growth of hair between the nose and mouth.)
Anal Sex Can Lead to The Dirty Sanchezzz
di Mr.Dirty Sanchez 19 luglio 2009

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