Top Definition
Go straight from the toilet to the shower after taking a dump, without using toilet paper.
He didn't like to buy toilet paper, so he would dump 'n' jump.
#dump #toilet paper #standing douche #shit #gross
di cowpiewi 07 maggio 2010
A minute or less dump. So quick you literally jump up when finished. As if in a hurry.
Man, that was the quickest dump 'n jump I've ever had!
#shit #poop #crap #toilet #bomb
di Mike's Shit Defs 28 ottobre 2008
Taking a dump in a bathroom and leaving without wiping. Flushing is optional.
Bob: That guy is so freaking gross. He just dump 'n' jumped in the bathroom.

Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!

Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.
#dump #poop #jump #wipe #floater #shit #take
di TaciturnBadger 15 giugno 2011
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