Officially coined in late August 2007, a faggot-ass is a college age Connecticut
male, typically wearing a button up shirt or polo of some sort, khaki pants, (possibly shorts in incredibly hot weather), tennis shoes, and gelled hair. You will rarely find him without some shade of pink
on his clothing, typically on the shirt, (whether it be the overall shade, a certain stripe, or the tiny logo on the breast). His attitude will be condescending, and his friends will almost jokingly label him a "douchebag
". You will find many of him at Dave Matthews Band
and John Mayer
concerts during the summer, and he will likely drink so much beer
at the tailgate that he not only comes to the concert late, but must pushes obliviously through the crowd while texting on his phone, trying to locate his other faggoty friends. His girlfriend will undoubtedly be the stupid bimbo
with at least two other single bimbo friends, all of which will have one mixed drink and then pretend to be absolutely shit-faced, (but you will not see a single one of them puke, instead, you will see them stroking their faggot-ass's back as he pukes instead). Do not let him catch you insulting him, because he will get up in your face and yell, then refuse to fight if you take him up on the offer. He is not witty, intelligent, or in possession of a bright future. Most feel incredible pity for his plight, and take a sip of whatever they are drinking in honor of his lack of dignity.
Omg, did you see Andrew at the funeral today? That pink tie... what a faggot-ass!